Papa, I'm ashamed that you think women are so simple. We can make decisions for ourselves too, you know. I'm not a child or a baby anymore, so I'm allowed to speak my mind. And if you don't wish to hear it, just tell me so and I'll go into another room-but I'll speak it anyway. I want this for myself as much as I've never wanted the diplomatic corps and I'm going to get it-even if I have to do it alone. Excuse me.
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Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?
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Augie: Does everybody else know?
T.C.: About my epitaph?
Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!
T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet.
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Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven.
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Ale: Are you manipulating me again?
T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.
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Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
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Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction.
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T.C.: Um, actually you just said "I live in a parking lot." You didn't mean to do that.
Lori: You've never seen traffic on Concord Street at eight o'clock in the morning.
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