I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped.
Neil GaimanThe cartoon me writes the books cartoon people read in the cartoon world, because they need things to read there too.
Neil GaimanTags: humor gaiman cartoon neil
I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening.
Neil GaimanTags: things gaiman fragile evening neil lady hooker
Rattle his bones
over the stones
its only a pauper
who nobody owns
Tags: gaiman bones neil stones graveyard-book
Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.
Neil GaimanTags: humor food humour fantasy funny book gaiman graveyard blood vampire neil bananas
It was a survival thing: he didn't answer back, didn't say anything about job security for prison guards, debate the nature of repentance, rehabilitation, or rates of recidivism. He didn't say anything funny or clever, and, to be on the safe side, when he was talking to a prison official, whenever possible, he didn't say anything at all. Speak when you're spoken to. Do your own time. Get out. Go home. ... Rebuild a life.
Neil GaimanTags: gods gaiman american jail tactics neil laying-low
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