How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?

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If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?

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If I have a pocket full of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?

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I try not to have personal problems, I do that by telling everyone about them!!!

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Some people like to push my buttons!!! I just wish they would give them back...

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Pharmacy drive-up window:
"Could I have your address?"
"Well, you could, but that would be one hell of a coincidence!!

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Is it possible to be ticket for going too fast during speed dating?

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In the form it asked who to contact in an emergency, so I put 911.

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Sure, ask a question, fire away, but remember, just because we answer doesn't mean we care. We all have our own problems, and mine are down in the cellar kicking up a fuss right now, must not have made the knots tight enough!!!

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They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at least a rebate?

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