If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.
Robert HamburgerNo ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.
Seth Grahame-SmithTags: ninjas
Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.
Nick HarkawayTags: ninjas
If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.
Jarius RaphelTags: ninjas
I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers."
"Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude.
Tags: humor epic ninjas awesomesauce
I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.
The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.
John GreenTags: ninjas
Hidan: Hey, look at that, it's my headband! You went to the trouble of picking it up and keeping for me? I'm touched. You're a pretty nice guy, Kakuzu, you knwo that?
Kakuzu: Shut up. Let's go.
Hidan: Let me put it on at least! Okay, I'm coming. Admit it, you like me a little, doncha?
Kakuzu: Either you shut up, or I'll kill you.
Hidan: Haha, you're embarrassed! I understand.
Tags: naruto ninjas hidan kakuzu shippuden
Knowing when to leave requires training.
Jane ProwseTags: ninjas
The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.
Splinter TMNT 2012Tags: funny ninjas splinter tmnt
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