If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested.

Robert Hamburger

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No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.

Seth Grahame-Smith

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Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

Nick Harkaway

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If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja.

Jarius Raphel

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I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers."

"Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude.

James Dashner

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I mean, we're ninjas."

"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said

"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas.

John Green

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The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

John Green

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Hidan: Hey, look at that, it's my headband! You went to the trouble of picking it up and keeping for me? I'm touched. You're a pretty nice guy, Kakuzu, you knwo that?
Kakuzu: Shut up. Let's go.
Hidan: Let me put it on at least! Okay, I'm coming. Admit it, you like me a little, doncha?
Kakuzu: Either you shut up, or I'll kill you.
Hidan: Haha, you're embarrassed! I understand.

Masashi Kishimoto

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Knowing when to leave requires training.

Jane Prowse

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The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.

Splinter TMNT 2012

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