Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben

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Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.

Robert A. Heinlein

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BARBARIC!

Robert Byrd

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BABARIC!

Robert Byrd

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Why is it, I wondered, that old people are always so self-centered and excitable? But I just smiled benignly and stood back, comforted by the thought that soon they would be dead.

Bill Bryson

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هم يضحكون: الكبير(العجوز) مثل الصغير، ويقصدون بذلك أن أحدهما فقد عقله، أما الثاني لم يمتلكه بعد. هذا صحيح، الكبير والصغير هما فقط القادران بحساسية وحدة أن يُدهَشا لوجودهما، ولكل ما يحيط بهما في كل خطوة.

Valentin Rasputin

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The good thing about being old is not being young.

Stephen Richards

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Mr. Landowsky was eighty-two and somehow his chest had shrunk over the years, and now he was forced to hike his pants up under his armpits.

"Oi," he said. "This heat! I can't breathe. Somebody should do something."

I assumed he was talking about God.

"That weatherman on the morning news. He should be shot. How can I go out in weather like this? And then when it gets so hot they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs."

I was glad I owned a gun, because when I got as old as Mr. Landowsky I was going to eat a bullet. The first time I got the runs in the supermarket, that was it. BANG! It would all be over.

Janet Evanovich

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The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.

Núria Añó

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Sometimes you've gotta humor the old people.

Jennifer Brown

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