Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.
Jon StewartThe way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.
Tom VanderbiltThe question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?
Eran Ben-JosephTags: parking existential-questions parking-lots
I’ll park somewhere dark.” She fisted his T-shirt, not even ashamed of her desperation. “Out of the way—“
”Tempting…so…fucking…tempting.”
He gently peeled her hand away, slammed the door, and got in the driver’s side. Then he turned to her, the harsh planes of his face in the shadows creating a savage expression the stuck her tongue to the roof of her mouth.
”I need you in a bed tonight, Jillian. I need more than a fuck. I need to make love to you until neither one of us can move, because after tonight, I don’t want there to be even the slightest doubt that you’re mine.
Tags: sex alpha parking mine larissa-ione lords-of-deliverance rogue-rider
What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side.
Mark HelprinHe parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.
Neal StephensonI hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....
Josh SternTags: humor hate parking pulling-out
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor life love relationships absurd funny nonsense car parking handicapped disabled
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