I could stay living in this city if they just installed Blaupunkts in the cabs.

Bret Easton Ellis

Tags: humor patrick-bateman

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Why not? Give me one good reason why we shouldn't get married."
Because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very.... small and... lively gerbil? With braces?

Bret Easton Ellis

Tags: breaking-up patrick-bateman

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This is true: the world is better off with some people gone. Our lives are not all interconnected. That theory is crock. Some people truly do not need to be here.

Bret Easton Ellis

Tags: patrick-bateman some-people

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