I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer.
Jasper FfordeFor a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct.
Jasper FfordeDon’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.
Benson BrunoTags: funny extinction penguins
the answer to every problem involved penguins
Rick RiordanTags: funny-and-random penguins
I have taken the liberty of quoting at length throughout from the gospels of the Emperor penguins. To them I owe a special debt of gratitude for their remarkable patience.
Donald FinkelTags: penguins
the insiders view
javid chaudharyTags: penguins
I am glad The Worst Journey is coming out in Penguins: after all it is largely about penguins.
Apsley Cherry-GarrardI've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.
Rebekah CraneGraham glared him into silence, his eyes cold enough to make a penguin wish it had stocked up on thermal underwear.
Ian BarkerKnow your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front of me one at a time. I’m not going to be the schmuck who shows up in Orlando two
birds short of a dinner party....I know I’m pulling out of Houston with exactly forty-two Gentoo penguins, seventeen Jamaican land iguanas, four tuataras from New Zealand, and a pair of rare, civet-like mammals called linsangs. No more, no less.
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