It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big.

John Green

Tags: penis-humor

Go to quote

---

If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman

Tags: woody-allen penis-humor

Go to quote

---

For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it… because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he’s groping them like a savage or quietly watching TV next to you.

Roberto Hogue

Tags: sexuality desire vagina dick penis penis-humor grope groping sexual-organs

Go to quote

---

Page 1 of 1.

---

---