Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
Berkeley BreathedTags: political-humor
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Samuel ButlerTags: politics political-humor
Godwin's law states that the longer any online debate goes on, the likelier it is that someone will play the Nazi card. It's the rhetorical equivalent of going nuclear and stupid at the same time.
John P. AvlonTags: politics political-humor
New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here’s what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here’s what they don’t know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I’d join the Tea Party.
Bill MaherTags: humor politics evolution political-humor beauty-contest miss-usa new-rule real-time unqualified
Rev. Pat Robertson says that if more states legalize gay marriage, God will destroy America. He did say that afterwards, gays will come in and do a beautiful renovation.
Conan O'BrienTags: homosexuality pat-robertson political-humor
You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!
Harry TrumanTags: humor politics friendship friends dogs sarcasm egotism faithfulness political-humor backstabbing
There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce.
Frankie BoyleTags: humor dark-humor political-humor
In this modern day and age America`s newest slogan is: Mom, apple pie and high-speed Internet. They say you can live two weeks without food, a day or so without water but take someone`s smart phone away, and that person won`t last five minutes.”
- Will Roberts
Tags: political-humor will-rogers
There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing
Harriet Beecher StoweTags: political-humor
You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.
George LakoffTags: politics progressive political-science conservatives humor-inspirational political-humor george-lakeoff
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