You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Dorothy ParkerTags: horticulture puns
Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.
Jonathan SwiftAye Oedipus, yir a complex fucker right enough
Irvine WelshTags: puns
Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.
J.K. RowlingTags: harry-potter puns ears
I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.
Marilyn MansonTags: puns
Let us cry for the spilt milk, by all means, if by doing so we learn how to avoid spilling any more. Let us cry for the spilt milk, and remember how, and where, and why, we spilt it. Much wisdom is learnt through tears, but none by forgetting our lessons.
María Amparo Ruiz de BurtonTags: inspiration mistakes puns
I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.
Stephan PastisXingu!" she scoffed. "Why, it was the fact of our knowing so much more about it than she did—unprepared though we were—that made Osric Dane so furious. I should have thought that was plain enough to everybody!
Edith WhartonTags: humor manners new-york puns behaviour didacticism dangerous-philosophy pretension
Do You Come Here Often?' and 'Be Part of the Action' Have Become Clichéd
"Coast Guard Sees Increasing Need for Icebreakers"—headline, Associated Press, March 1
Tags: humour cliches puns icebreakers icebreakers-facilitation
Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.
Bob HopeTags: art humour film hollywood puns
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