When I first entered the school, I was all set to tie my hair in a ponytail, get a fake tan, and write my homework in pink gel ink. I was prepared to hear girls bragging nonchalantly about the BMWs and diamond earrings they recieved for their birthday. I almost looked forward to hearing the flashlight-wielding nuns tell me to "leave room for the holy ghost" when I danced lewedly with messy-haired prep-school boys
Jennifer AllisonI'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.
Lori R. LopezTags: humor style books writing rules unusual author unconventional eccentric quirky offbeat
There's a gift in your lap and it's beautifully wrapped and it's not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody knows you're alive, you feel fear because it could be a bomb, because you think you're that important.
Aimee BenderMy head is my favorite swimming pool.
Lauren DeStefanoTags: quirky
I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.”
Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch, and Emma’s comments, only made me blush more. Looks like Emma saw Cal lick my face after all.
Now that wasn’t awkward or anything.
Tags: paranormal-romance funny young-adult calvin emma ya teen quirky yuki spirit-guide-series legend-of-witchtrot-road
Christopher throws dandelion head after dandelion head into his bag. It's getting heavy now and his fingers are stained from the work but there are still so many left to kill. His biggest mistake is giving them names.
Brian MartinezTags: funny weeds odd dandelion quirky
Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time.
Jeff LindsayYou can quote me, but I'll tell everyone that you're lying.
Jael TurnerI nod so much there's a nodding festival going on.
Cath CrowleyTags: quirky
What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping?
Lisa PapademetriouTags: humor funny comedy comedian quirky
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