He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.
James Finn GarnerTags: humour satire wolf fairytales politically-correct red-riding-hood
I am going to save your daughter. And then I intend to marry her. I would like your blessing in this, but I can live without it.
Sarah Blakley-CartwrightTags: marry peter red-riding-hood
Innocent tourists? You make me sound like the big bad wolf.”
“And you’re not?” I questioned.
“Only if you’re Red Riding Hood,” he said flirtatiously.
“Wow, that’s original.
Tags: sarcasm pick-up-line original red-riding-hood big-bad-wolf
Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear.
Tags: funny fairy-tales hair fairy-tale red-riding-hood
When we were little, Scarlett and I were utterly convinced that we'd originally been one person in our mother's belly. We believed that somehow, half of us wanted to be born and half wanted to stay. So our heart had to be broken in two so that Scarlett could be born first, and then I finally braved the outside world a few years later. It made sense, in our pig-tailed heads--it explained why, when we ran through grass or danced or spun in circle long enough, we would lose track of who was who and it started to feel as if there were some organic, elegant link between us, our single heart holding the same tempo and pumping the same blood. That was before the attack, though. Now our hearts link only when we're hunting, when Scarlett looks at me with a sort of beautiful excitement that's more powerful than her scars and then tears after a Fenris as though her life depends on its death. I follow, always, because it's the only time when our hearts beat in perfect harmony, the only time when I'm certain, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that we are one person broken in two.
Jackson PearceTags: energy fight heart connection sisterhood sisters fairy-tale bond red-riding-hood link
This one day her mother gave her
a basket of wine and cake
to take to her grandmother
because she was ill.
Wine and cake?
Where's the aspirin? The penicillin?
Where's the fruit juice?
Peter Rabbit got camomile tea.
But wine and cake it was.
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