You're a big help, Mr. I Read So Many Books.
Laura RubyYes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.
Stephenie MeyerTags: funny bella-swan sarcastic
So what's it to be, Bear?"
Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh.
"By golly, I'll take door number two, Bob. You know the one that calls for straight suicide with a side of mutilation and pain? Sign my hairy ass up for that and don't be late.
By the light," he said, when he had mastered himself. "I think that beats singing a lullaby to a stormdog for simplicity and economy, Maerad. But I wish I had known that you simply had to blow at Hulls to get rid of them. It would have saved me a few scars.
Alison CroggonI can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
J.D. SalingerPerfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can appreciate the special traits of said monkey as it kills me!"
"At least when the monkeys are harassing you, you dont have any time to harass me!
Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.
Tags: breath sarcasm stupid question air smartass sarcastic
No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.
Rachel HawkinsTags: funny sarcastic demonglass jenna
Why did you ask me to live with you? Werewolves hate vampires.”
“I don’t,” said Kyle.” I’m not too fond of their kind, though.” He jabbed a finger at Jace. “They think they’re better than everyone else.”
“No,” said Jace. “I think I’m better than everyone else. An opinion that has been backed up with ample evidence.”
Kyle looked at Simon. “Does he always talk like this?”
“Yes.
Tags: jace-wayland sarcastic cocky
If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.
Jess C. ScottTags: humor money devil society god work religion humour sarcasm satan materialism worship rat-race working sarcastic-quotes commercialism job mm rockstar sarcastic bromance sarcastic-humor core core-of-the-soul core-values yaoi
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