Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Ashleigh Brilliant

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Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Candace C. Bowen

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If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

Jess C. Scott

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I have a new found respect for Atlas.

Solange nicole

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(The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes it famous is the mystery behind it,” Katherine admitted as she remembered her trips to the Louvre and how she shook her head at the poor tourists crowding around to see a jaundiced, eyebrow-less lady that reminded her of tight-lipped Washington on the dollar bill. Surely, they could have chosen a better portrait of the First President for their currency?

E.A. Bucchianeri

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Good to know: Doctors can't cure you of being a beast.

Alex Flinn

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You are free.You were born free and you can do whatever you want but between the limits

raya hatahet

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It was a master surgeon, him that ampytated me - out of college and all - Latin by the bucket, and what not; but he was hanged like a dog, and sun-dried like the rest, at Corso Castle.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.

Martyn V. Halm

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