The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

George Orwell

Tags: man animals animal-farm satirical

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All the people like us are we, and everyone else is they.

Rudyard Kipling

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Poncho was in a red mood slanging with rage and needed to cook himself out of it , while shoving handfuls of salted peanuts down his gullet and slurping ice cold Fanta

Saira Viola

Tags: funny comedy satirical

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The birthing wolf,
Her heart fed with tenderness,
Gave forth from ripe brown nipples,
Food to feed the universe.

Roman Payne

Tags: satire poem birth satirical wolf roman payne roman-payne hope-and-despair

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The successful cannot be unhappy -- it was a contradiction in terms.

Barry Unsworth

Tags: money success happiness materialism satirical

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Sin duda no los juilaban por sus influencias y por esa simpatía y respeto que ha habido siempre en España por lo inútil.

Pío Baroja

Tags: humor satirical

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...they say if you don't vote, you get the government you deserve, and if you do, you never get the results you expected.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Tags: politics democracy paradoxes satire elections vote disappointment government government-corruption voting satirical political politicians election political-parties democracy-voting gadfly false-promises disappointments election-results general-election general-elections i-didn-t-vote i-hate-politics i-voted cast-your-vote not-what-you-were-expecting votes

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#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Tags: humor funny spelling satirical grammar-humor grammar social-media twitter twitter-quotes misspelling social-media-networks

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You might as well laugh at yourself,
everyone else is.

B.J. Neblett

Tags: humor laughter sarcasm irony satirical

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[The Void Which Binds] actual but unaccessible presence in our universe is one of the prime causes for our species elaborating myth and religion, for our stubborn, blind belief in extrasensory powers, in telepathy and precognition, in demons and demigods and resurrection and reincarnation and ghosts and messiahs and so many other categories of almost-but-not-quite satisfying bullshit.

Dan Simmons

Tags: science-fiction philosophical satirical ironic-humor

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