Oh for the love of God put a butt plug in the male tough-guy crap.

Larissa Ione

Tags: sexy-humor



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Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay.

Larissa Ione

Tags: cruddy sexy-humor



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It’s the only thing sexier than a sexy woman. A sexy woman cooking fuckin’ sausages.

Roddy Doyle

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Come make me sticky.
Dimitri to Honor

Nalini Singh

Tags: love sexy sexy-humor



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Wesley Rush no persigue a las chicas, pero te está persiguiendo a ti.

Kody Keplinger

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Never be afraid to be sexy!

Alysha Speer

Tags: fear sexuality sex-appeal afraid sexy sexy-men sexy-humor sexy-women



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I’ll leave before anyone wakes up. Promise.” “They’ll hear us,” I said, my heart pounding in growing panic. “I’ll take off my boots.” “How will that help you keep your mouth shut while we have sex?

Missy Welsh

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they all think men are obsolete. useless. as if we're just some sexual appendix.

Chuck Palahniuk

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Just don’t stare at my ass, Landemere,” he added.

“I wasn’t staring at your ass,” Arranulf, who had been staring at his ass, said.

Andrew Ashling

Tags: gay voyeurism male-male sexy-humor



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The faux pearl buttons on her blouse tried desperately to hold the silk closed, but the black lace of her bra still peeked through." - excerpt from Confessions of an Internet Pornogrpaher

Luis Mario

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