He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.

J.K. Rowling

Tags: humor shampoo

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Have you ever put finger, algea-filled lake-water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn't it? Unless you're using baby No More Tears shampoo, of course, in which case feel free to lather your eyeballs right on up, no worries.

Neil Pasricha

Tags: eyes shampoo no-more-tears

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