I need another drink!” I said as a second attempt to change the subject.
“Shots!” America yelled.
Shepley rolled his eyes. “Oh, yeah. That’s what you need, another shot.

Jamie McGuire

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So you like her and you're scared. Now what?"

"Nothing. It just sucks that I finally found the girl worth having and she's too good for me.

Jamie McGuire

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The whole feeling-out-of-my-element thing was pissing me off, and then I had Pepé Le Pew over there threatening my death.

Jamie McGuire

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Oh! Thanks for the public service announcement about what not to do in college, Mr. Eighteen-year-old-frat-boy-with-eleventy-billion-'serious'-girlfriends-under-his-belt!


Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk.

You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy!

I told you we're close!

Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!

You're a bitch!

Take. Me. Home.

I'd love to, if you'd get in the fucking car!

Jamie McGuire

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