I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks

Tags: humor profanity bullshit vulgarity shit



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Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit...

David Sedaris

Tags: profanity swearing shit tofu



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If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit

Doug Stanhope

Tags: government shit smelling



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hoo-leee shite!

Joseph Staten

Tags: war holy shit



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A young English couple was visiting with me one summer after I had been composting humanure for about six years. One evening, as dinner was being prepared, the couple suddenly understood the horrible reality of their situation: the food they were about to eat was recycled human shit. When this fact abruptly dawned upon them, it seemed to set off an instinctive alarm, possibly inherited directly from Queen Victoria. "We don't want to eat shit!" they informed me, rather distressed (that's an exact quote), as if in preparing dinner I had simply set a steaming turd on a plate in front of them with a knife, fork and napkin.

Joseph C. Jenkins

Tags: shit compost humanure



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I wonder idly how long i can go without sleep before I flip my shit and start running down the street in my underwear, hallicinating purple spiders.

Lauren Oliver

Tags: shit my flip



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Spontaneously, without any theological training, I, a child, grasped the incompatibility of God and shit and thus came to question the basic thesis of Christian anthropology, namely that man was created in God's image. Either/or: either man was created in God's image - and has intestines! - or God lacks intestines and man is not like him.

The ancient Gnostics felt as I did at the age of five. In the second century, the Great Gnostic master Valentinus resolved the damnable dilemma by claiming that Jesus "ate and drank, but did not defecate."

Shit is a more onerous theological problem than is evil. Since God gave man freedom, we can, if need be, accept the idea that He is not responsible for man's crimes. The responsibility for shit, however, rests entirely with Him, the creator of man.

Milan Kundera

Tags: god theology shit



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oh shit it's shit

Stephen King

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Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater!

Gilles Deleuze

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What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.

Bill Bryson

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