Yeah, cause that would be a smart choice. So, I should just forget about the whole lying to me thing when you pronounce you will never do it again?”
“Yes.”
“You’d have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.
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That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
Denise TompkinsTags: humor funny snarky-quotes
My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.
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