No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of soap.

John Lennon

Tags: beatles threat soap

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Blake looked around and gulped. He'd forgotten about the mess on the floor. Chamber pot shards, his
shaving kit, a towel or two...
"I... ah..." It seemed to him that it was far easier
to lie for the sake of national security than it was to his
older sister.
"Is that a bar of soap stuck to the wall?" Penelope asked.
"Um... yes, it appears to be.

Julia Quinn

Tags: comedy-humor soap

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You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.

Chuck Palahniuk

Tags: love save ignore soap

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All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

Eoin Colfer

Tags: humor ocean fall kids soap dirty washing pocket

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I knew this would happen," Marla says. "You're such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.

Chuck Palahniuk

Tags: humor love funny soap pages-159-160

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