Coming from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
Stan LeeTags: inspirational comics marvel marvel-comics stan-lee spiderman
When Loughner himself speaks and we find out his real influences are Spiderman, 'Gnome Chomsky,' Taylor Swift, and Dr. Bronner, then what?
Walter KirnTags: politics presumption taylor-swift twitter spiderman noam-chomsky 2011 2011-tuscon-shooting blame-game emanuel-bronner jared-lee-loughner
How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.
Tags: funny knitting superman superheroes iron-man spiderman pickle reference-to-superheroes
Ah, man, when Wolverine grows his face back, he's really gonna be pretty upset.
Brian Michael BendisTags: humor spiderman wolverine
Peter Parker: I mean, what I do sometimes requires violence, but I'm not a violent man, I'm really not. But I just--
Mary Jane: You wanted to deck her.
Peter: Twice. And I hate feeling that way. Why is it that people feel the need to take whatever little authority they have and shove it down your throat? And the smaller the authority, the bigger the shove.
Aunt May: It offends you, doesn't it?
Peter: Yeah, it does.
Aunt May: Why?
Peter: I -- What do you mean, why?
Aunt May: Why does it offend you?
Peter: Shouldn't it?
Aunt May: If a lion broke out of its cage at the zoo, and bit you, it would hurt, sure, and you'd be upset, of course. But would you be offended?
Peter: No, of course not.
Aunt May: Why?
Peter: Because that's the nature of a lion.
Aunt May: Some people by nature are kind and charitable. You could say that some people, including at least one person at this table, are by their nature heroes. Ben always reminded me that we each contain all the nobler and meaner aspects of humanity, but some get a bigger dose than others of one thing or another.
Some are petty, and mean, and uncharitable. That's their nature. You can hope for better, even try to lead them to be and you may even succeed. But when they behave badly, it's right to be upset by it, or hurt by it, but you can be no more offended by it than you can when a lion bites you.
With great hotness comes great responsibility.
Alyxandra HarveyTags: humor vampires spiderman
Please don't be dead. Because then I'd have to be the Sorcerer Supreme and there's no way I could rock the 'stache.
Brian Michael BendisWell, She's (She-Hulk) quippy. I'm quippy. When we get together, we quip. And, quipwise, I think that makes me a better quipper. -Spiderman
Dan SlottTags: spiderman she-hulk time-of-her-life
Once he asked me what I thought had turned me gay."
"I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider," said Simon.
Tags: gay lgbtq isabelle-lightwood magnus-bane references simon-lewis alec-lightwood spiderman gayness
He was quiet for a moment. “So, in this analogy, you’re Mary Jane?” “You got that right, Tiger.
J.M. RichardsTags: anna sweet-talk geek-love superheroes geeks mary-jane spiderman peter-parker comic-fiction comic-book sweet-moment davin j-m-richards smolder-moment-alert cute-quotes davin-and-anna geeky-girl sexy-scene superheroine
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