I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

Bill Hicks

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Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

Bill Hicks

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Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

Doug Stanhope

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Beware: open-mindedness will often say, 'Everything is permissible except a sharp opinion.

Criss Jami

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If you build the guts to do something, anything, then you better save enough to face the consequences.

Criss Jami

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The theistic philosopher has a tendency to devalue insufficient worldviews, ideologies, and quite often common sense for the greater good, and in such cases, one should not be discouraged when seen as a bad guy. If he stresses over man's perception of a righteous heart, then he has given his heart to man.

Criss Jami

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fight for what you believe in,
for if you don't you will be forever fighting against yourself.

Keisha Keenleyside

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Love in all its forms is very difficult ... to express. It changes, obviously. If you’re young, and you’re romantically in love with somebody, and often if you’ve just met somebody, its crazy! It’s completely overwhelming. You can’t think of anything else. You just want to climb inside the other person and live under their pancreas. And then it mellows, somewhat... to the point where you can barely look at them... without feeling a mild distaste

Dylan Moran

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But more than that, if you ally yourself with people who are prepared to fight to make a difference, then your life will always be in danger. I don't think it's fair to ever blame the person who makes the stand. Because the Doctor's so old, because he's done this so many times before, he sometimes forgets how dangerous it is. But if he didn't create the danger by opposing evil, if he didn't get these people to help him, then terrible things would happen. Standing up for what's right is always the best thing to do.

Tom MacRae

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Get on your feet or die.

Paul Hoffman

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