Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls or e-mails because, in the moment, just about any task seems more palatable than sitting down to write.” (p.136)

Mark David Gerson

Tags: writers windows e-mails filing floors fridges returning-calls toilets

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Dress kinda tough-like ‘ya, I can handle toilets.’ Dress with authority over a toilet.

Ashley Alcantar

Tags: clothes toilets

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The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact, considered as an accoutrement to a sexual encounter, a toilet bowl is a real cold shower.

Helen DeWitt

Tags: sex toilets

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I'm the bathroom master
I'm a real bowl blaster
Don't mess with me
'Cause I can mess it up faster
With just one flush
I can make a toilet gush
When my sister cleans it up
I just turn her to mush!

R.U. Slime

Tags: humor toilet-humor rap toilets scatological

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