Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck."
Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck.
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If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious
George R.R. MartinTags: humour tyrion smart-as-hell
Gods and wonders always appear, to attend the birth of kings.
George R.R. MartinTags: song-of-ice-and-fire tyrion-lannister tyrion dance-with-dragons
I confess, I do not understand what there is in her to make a clever man like you act such a fool.”
“You might, if you were not a eunuch.”
“Is that the way of it? A man may have wits, or a bit of meat between his legs, but not both?” Varys tittered. “Perhaps I should be grateful I was cut, then.”
The Spider was right.
If I am ever Hand again, the first thing I'll do is hang all the singers," said Tyrion, too loudly.
George R.R. MartinYour brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He’s been taken by the Starks and we’ve lost Riverrun and now her stupid brother is calling himself a king.
The dwarf smiled crookedly. “All sorts of people are calling themselves kings these days.
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I don’t know what message to send to Bran. Help him Tyrion.”
“What help could I give him? I am no maester, to ease his pain. I have no spell to give him back his legs.”
“You gave me help when I needed it” Jon Snow said.
“I gave you nothing,” Tyrion said. “Words.”
“Then give your words to Bran too.
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Why, that is why the gods made whores for imps like me.
George R.R. MartinTags: love bitterness tyrion got asos
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