I Love cherrys alot
Cherry HillTags: valentines-day
It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows.
Laurie Halse AndersonTags: depression speak valentines-day laurie-halse-anderson
Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.
Tai OdunsiTags: humor love mythology valentines-day
In Poetry class, Professor Sappho teaches us how to compose love ballads. She's a swell teacher and all but I'm not sure I understand her. She's always going on and on about her weekend trips with the other goddesses to the island of Lesbos.
Tai OdunsiTags: humor greek-mythology valentines-day cupid
Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.
Tai OdunsiTags: humor satire greek-mythology valentines-day cupid mount-olympus
The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.
Faye MorganTags: valentines-day
Valentine's Day is just a capitalist scam, designed to make people currently in a relationship spend unnecessary money in a fruitless attempt to ensure undying love and devotion. For those of us not in a relationship, Valentine's Day is simply added pressure to identify ourselves within the context of a romantic relationship, whipping us into a frenzy that only the presence of our soul mates can relieve.
Heather HeplerTags: love bitterness valentines-day
The door creaked and I lifted my eyes to see Gee stick
her head back inside. “It’s cal ed Valentine’s Day, you moron,” she announced. “If you’re going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.” Gee gave me an exasperated look before closing the door once more.
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Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh KalwarTags: love internet funny-humor valentines-day
It was V-day and I was stuck at home while the guy I was dating was at an Anti-Valentine’s Day party. How wrong was that? It was one thing to be totally alone on V-day, but another to want to be with someone who would rather spend the evening protesting love instead of making it.
Kate MadisonTags: valentines-day
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