Holy freak show!
Becca FitzpatrickTags: humour becca-fitpatrick vee-sky
Just because I've gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to leave my bestfriend high and dry.
Becca FitzpatrickTags: friendship friends nora vee-sky
Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?
Becca FitzpatrickTags: funny anger vee-sky cheerios
When it comes to reflexes, I'm like a cat. I'm Catwoman. I'm invulnerable. The only reason he got a piece of me is because of the rain. Cats don't like water. It impairs us. It's our kryptonite.
Becca FitzpatrickTags: vee-sky
Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.
Becca FitzpatrickTags: humor becca-fitzpatrick hush-hush vee-sky
And anyway, the first three letters in the word diet should tell you what I want it to do.
Becca FitzpatrickTags: dieting becca-fitzpatrick hush-hush vee-sky
Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?
Becca FitzpatrickTags: vee-sky
Girl, I'm going to show you the bear in hug.
Becca FitzpatrickTags: vee-sky
With you, what you see is what you get. And I see cheap.
Becca FitzpatrickTags: vee-sky
Here it comes," she said with an expression of pure bliss. "Drug rush ... any moment now ... the surge of warmth ... bye-bye, Mr. Pain..."
"Vee-"
"Knock, knock."
"This is really important-"
"Knock, knock."
"It's about Elliot-"
"Knock, knoooock," she said in a singsong voice.
I sighed. "Who's there?"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"Boo-hoo, somebody's crying, and it's not me!" She broke into hysterical laughter.
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