I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
George CarlinTags: humor funny alcohol laugh warning-labels
In fact we put so many things in our mouths we constantly have to be reminded what not to eat. Look at that little package of silicon gel that's inside your sneakers. It says DO NOT EAT for a reason. Somewhere sometime some genius bought a pair of sneakers and said Ooooh look. They give you free mints with the shoes
Morgan SpurlockTags: humor life truth warning-labels
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He had a skull and crossbones label on him, but I drank his poison nevertheless and loved it; now I needed an antidote.
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