Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in the house, after all. She couldn't take the chance that a wild animal might wander in and make off with Alice, like those dingoes in Australia. She was probably being unfair to both dingoes and Australia, but she couldn't risk it. Locked doors kept the dingoes out, and that's all there was to it, even if she didn't know what a dingo actually was. She took out her phone, searched the Internet, found a picture of a baby dingo and now she really wanted a baby dingo for a pet.

Derek Landy

Tags: humor funny humorous australia precaution baby-safety child-safety dingo dingoes wild-animals



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...if you fall into a lion's pit, the reason the lion will tear you to pieces is not because it's hungry-be assured, zoo animals are amply fed-or because it's bloodthirsty, but because you've invaded it's territory.

Yann Martel

Tags: nature beasts lions wild-animals



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He's not a pet. He's an accident victim.

H.M. Ward

Tags: humor bad-guys wild-animals



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The zoo kills the 'wild' in wild animal.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: animal zoo wild-animals



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