Observe," she said. "You put the diaper under here, and around there, and you—if you had one—pin the whole thing ogether. Now you try it."

"Not me," he objected. "How about a paper clip? Or a paper staple?"

"I don't see what's bothering you," Meg said. "She's only a little girl."

"I did notice."

"And, if you follow scripture, was created after Adam."

"And—what's your point?"

"Being the second model, women turned out considerably better than men. God, when She did this second work, you'll note, got all the plumbing inside.

Emma Goldrick

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