Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

Candace C. Bowen

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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Terry Pratchett

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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?
-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Terry Pratchett

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The animal is making quite a mess,” the butler droned.
“Are you referring to the monkey, or to my nephew?” Fennington drawled, strolling into the room.
“Hm. How long did you lurk outside the room waiting forthat opportunity?” Bennett asked

Suzanne Enoch

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Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned.

J.K. Rowling

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I don't day dream, I bathe in my own genius.

Ines

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The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert.

Elisabeth Staab

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For a split second, I wondered if he were some type of sexy sorcerer, who was able to remove my clothing by the force of his will alone. I squeezed my eyes shut and focused on the buttons of his shirt, willing them to pop off.

It didn’t work. Then again, it was pretty hard to focus while he was touching me, so maybe under different circumstances, I too could be a sexy sorcerer. Watch out world.

M.C. Lavocat

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Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

Susan Lendroth

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You can label jam, you can't label man

Benny Bellamacina

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