One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in the day, and sending them home. Do you have any idea how many years I had to wait for that?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?
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Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of course you'll want to shrink wrap these books because you want people to buy them before they get sucked into another dimension.
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Overheard vampire conversation.
"Is that Ophelia?"
"yep"
"She doesn't look well"
"Ever since she drank from that hemophiliac everything just goes right through her.
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You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother
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If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?
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How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?
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I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!
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Why is ground round sold in a square package?
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If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!
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