He wished he had some kind of X-ray vision for the human heart.

Kim Edwards

Tags: human-heart x-ray



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The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.

Benson Bruno

Tags: funny brain sausage x-ray



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It's a shame, when I'm at the checkout line, and the cashier holds up my bill to the light, in search for a ghost president, or slashing a yellow marker to see if counterfeit. Even in money we can't be trusted. Makes we wonder whats next, will the government make a marker to slash our hand, or an x-ray we will have to walk through, to check if we have a dishonest heart or corrupt spirit?

Anthony Liccione

Tags: money trust government spirit president political ghost corrupt counterfeit x-ray bill dishonest



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