Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.

Carl Hiaasen

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Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.

Carl Hiaasen

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Jimmy Lee Baylis was a wise man, and knew better than to talk back to the man who signed his paycheck.

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...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me."
"You don't know that."
"Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.

Carl Hiaasen

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Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.

Carl Hiaasen

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The man's a born straggler, Honey thought, another lucky exception to the rules of natural selection. A million years ago he would've been an easy snack for a saber-toothed tiger.

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Mrs. Bonneville never buckled her seat belt, even though it was required by state law; an ardent libertarian, she opposed government meddling in all matters of personal choice.

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-Elle m'appelle encore ton "ex-père"?
-Ça lui arrive , répondit Fry. D'autres fois c'est juste ton vaurien de narcotrafiquants de père.

Carl Hiaasen


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A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid.

Carl Hiaasen

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Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.

Carl Hiaasen

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