When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.
Daven AndersonMots clés humor sex vampire sexy-humor
Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass
Daven AndersonMots clés humor flight vampire bat bus pass fly
You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.
Daven AndersonMots clés humor politics vampire politics-observation
My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.
Daven AndersonI hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.
Daven AndersonMots clés humor vampire convenience slurpee
Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling from the precipice.
I tap Zetania's shoulder and ask, "What's a precipice?"
"A cliff's edge," she whispers.
Precipice. Must be a French word.
Mots clés humor nietzsche vampire fifty-cent-word ubermensch
I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.
Daven AndersonMots clés vampire 1960 musclecar plymouth v-8
Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart
Daven AndersonMots clés heartbreak lost-love divorce vampire
You can't do that, it makes too much sense.
Daven AndersonMots clés humor insight philosophy-of-life
How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?
Daven AndersonMots clés love lost heartbreak vampire jack-the-ripper
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