Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.
Diane MessidoroMots clés humour
Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?
Diane MessidoroIt was defiantly the most gorgeous voice i'd ever heard. It belonged to The rudest Most Despicable Boy I've Ever Met.
Diane Messidoro...OMGOMGOMG she knows about spanners - SHE KNOWS I PICTURED RALPH'S SPANNER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas
Diane MessidoroHe raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to, more as if i was a horse, which was weird because he hadn't yesterday when i was actually dressed as one.
Diane MessidoroI was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
Diane MessidoroMots clés random humour funny horse
When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.
Diane MessidoroMots clés cats random humour funny
lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
Diane MessidoroI love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.
Diane MessidoroMots clés humour
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