Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

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Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

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Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

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We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

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Let those who want to, arrive
Let those who want to, leave
Let those who want to, stay
With out harm to me or mine

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Setelah kebijaksanaan akan muncul kebahagiaan.

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Character is what you have when you've lost everything you can loose.

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Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

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