I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!
FayJayMots clés gay-straight-frienships homosexual-panic
Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of
Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy
Stardust.
Mots clés fashion
Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it," said Arthur, evenly.
"It's plastic."
"So it will take me a long time. I'm still game.
I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.
FayJayMots clés humor double-entendre euphamism
[Arthur]
"Er... Just how much did you have to drink?"
Merlin frowned at Arthur... Both of him.
Mots clés drunkenness
You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf.
FayJay[Arthur to Merlin]
I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you.
Mots clés banter
No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic.
FayJayMots clés hilarious stealing-for-usage
Second star to the right, and straight on till morning. Another stupid adventure. Come and be king of the world?
FayJayMots clés romance
There – that was the awkward 'I think you're lovely and I do hope we can be friends but, oh, by the way, please don't get flirty because I'm not really in the vagina business' bit over and done with
FayJayMots clés humor coming-out
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