Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf.
Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure.
But th' shelf is th' main thing.

Finley Peter Dunne

Mots clés humor library libry



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The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.

Finley Peter Dunne


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Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Finley Peter Dunne

Mots clés humor-vegetarians



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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.

Finley Peter Dunne

Mots clés world better worse



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Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

Finley Peter Dunne

Mots clés stories why-we-read



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Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.

Finley Peter Dunne

Mots clés media news journalism newspapers newspaper



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Trust everybody, but always cut the cards.

Finley Peter Dunne

Mots clés humor-trust



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Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

Finley Peter Dunne

Mots clés swearing cursing cussing



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