The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George CarlinMots clés humor truth insanity lies lying self-indulgence
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Meow” means “woof” in cat.
George CarlinMots clés humor cats animals dogs language
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If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George CarlinMots clés humor perspective humanity humour philosophie
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
George CarlinMots clés religion organized-religion
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George CarlinMots clés atheism
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George CarlinMots clés nature
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George CarlinThat's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George CarlinElectricity is really just organized lightning
George CarlinMots clés humor freedom perspective anarchy electricity lightning
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