The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

George Carlin

Mots clés humor truth insanity lies lying self-indulgence



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Meow” means “woof” in cat.

George Carlin

Mots clés humor cats animals dogs language



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If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

George Carlin

Mots clés humor perspective humanity humour philosophie



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I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

George Carlin

Mots clés religion organized-religion



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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin


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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

George Carlin

Mots clés atheism



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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

George Carlin

Mots clés nature



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When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

George Carlin


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That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin


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Electricity is really just organized lightning

George Carlin

Mots clés humor freedom perspective anarchy electricity lightning



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