I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.

J. Lincoln Fenn

Mots clés humor horror funeral funerals

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#lessonsfromscarymovies. And for crying out loud, if you're wearing heels TAKE THEM OFF, then run.

J. Lincoln Fenn

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There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six billion souls and vomit out—I don't know—personalized infomercials for deodorant and car wax.

J. Lincoln Fenn

Mots clés humor internet digital-age

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And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.

J. Lincoln Fenn

Mots clés death-and-dying funeral death-of-a-loved-one

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Two weeks. Everything you love, own, and cherish, can be gone, liquidated, and lost forever in two weeks. Give or take a day.

J. Lincoln Fenn

Mots clés death-and-dying death-of-a-loved-one

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