Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Jack Handey

Mots clés humor

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Jack Handey

Mots clés deep-thoughts jack-handy

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If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

Jack Handey

Mots clés thought deep-thoughts jack-handy

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Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

Jack Handey

Mots clés humor deep-thoughts

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