Loded Diaper

Jeff Kinney

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Zoo-Wee Mama!

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor diary person stick

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I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor school

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First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor

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If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Jeff Kinney

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that if you don't read nobody does

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Mots clés humor

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hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés memiors

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So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

Jeff Kinney

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I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

Jeff Kinney

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Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés cheese-touch

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