School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

Jim Benton

Mots clés pessimism education school



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My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

Jim Benton

Mots clés humor



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Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

Jim Benton

Mots clés fun jokes



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Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.

Jim Benton


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School prepares you for the real world but I want the fake world. TEEHEE

Jim Benton


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Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

Jim Benton


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Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.

Jim Benton

Mots clés humor dumb diary teacher dear



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never underestimate your dumbness!!

Jim Benton

Mots clés humor



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The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

Jim Benton

Mots clés funny martial-arts uniforms



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He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Jim Benton

Mots clés funny laugh cute puppy kitten costume duckling



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