You and I are way to fabulous to be ordinary.
Josephine AngeliniNever say never,” he said urgently, rolling back on top of her and using all of his unusually heavy mass to press her deep into the cocoon of her little girl bed. “The gods love to toy with people who use absolutes.
Josephine Angelini[...]Since then it’s been passed from mother to daughter, along with The Face.”
“The Face?” Lucas asked.
“That Launched a Thousand Ships,” Daphne said, repeating the title automatically. “It’s our curse.
Get this. So he comes up to me at lunch, right? And he starts asking me all these questions about you. Like, how long have I known you, where are you from, did I ever meet your mom before she skipped town...'
'My mom? That's weird,' Helen interrupted.
'And I start answering him with my usual flair for clever repartee,' Claire said, a bit too innocently.
'Translation: you insulted him.
I was right." She dropped the sword and grabbed Helen in a hug. Then she started jumping up and down, making Helen jump with her. "You're not dead! This is... You have no idea how happy I am I didn't just kill you!" she squealed.
Josephine AngeliniShe decided that if Lucas was gay then she was going to have to get a sex change operation. He would be so worth it.
Josephine AngeliniMots clés gay humorous young-adult
Helen felt as if the whole world had turned into some gigantic punch line that she had waited patiently for, and then when she heard it she found it insulting. If she had been in a comedy club she would have gotten up and walked out, but instead she had to go to the comedian's house after school and let his cousin beat the crap out of her.
Josephine AngeliniShe looked so cute wen she was apologizing that Helen couldn't even pick up a grudge, let alone carry one.
Josephine AngeliniWhat the holy hand grenade was that?
Josephine AngeliniMots clés monty-python expletives
He's not going around telling everyone you're monkey-butt crazy, so at least you brutalized a seriously sweet guy.
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