At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor life confidence control beaming bladder matter-mind



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Rome wasn't built in a day, except in Lego Land

Josh Stern

Mots clés rome-lego-humor



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I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields"


Josh Stern

Mots clés humor-human-shield



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If she can do the splits, the 5 second rule does not apply

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor-5-second-rule



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The line forms on the right, but I prefer the chaos on the left

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor



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The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.... but it's willing too

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor



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Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor



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Only the good die young'- especially when they're milk fed

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor



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Revenge is a dish best served by a tennis racket

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor-tennis-revenge



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Camus said 'Love Lasts or Love Burns'. I want a Lasting Burn-just nothing requiring a series of painful treatments by a rubber-gloved Doctor

Josh Stern

Mots clés humor-camus



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