Char bought a pack of clove cigarettes, claiming they tasted good, to which I ask why doesn't she just go suck on a clove so I don't have to inhale her perfumed second hand smoke?
Julie HalpernMots clés smoking
When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!
Julie HalpernWhat if I have bad breath?' I asked.
'Chew on some gum,' she said.
'What if I can't find his tongue?'
'Back off on your tongue until you can feel his.'
'What if he throws up in my mouth?'
'Um, that would just be gross.
Raisins again. I like raisins, but I have a habit of losing one or two on the floor every time I eat them. I always find them later and think they are: a) a mouse turd or b) a cockroach. Then I figure out it's a raisin and sigh with relief. This pretty much happens every time I find a lost raisin.
Julie HalpernI did it." Who leaves a message like that? Who is so paranoid that they have to be so cryptic? If this wasn't day one of my Summer of Nothing, I might be in a hurry to figure this out. but first: breakfast.
Julie HalpernMots clés ya-contemporary-romance ya-dramedy ya-mystery young-adult-contemporary-romance young-adult-dramedy young-adult-mystery
I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date.
Julie HalpernI hardly think it wise to put the idea of flying into the heads of impressionable teenagers who are already battling the challenges of lunacy.
Julie HalpernI know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.
Julie HalpernMots clés humor music nerd musician piano band pianist geek flautist flute
Is it the boiler room? Is this the part where we both fall asleep and Freddy comes after us? ’Cause I could so kick his ass.
Julie HalpernI didn’t have a boyfriend. I had someone to watch horror movies with while my best friend was too sick with cancer.
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