I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis GrizzardKinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
Lewis GrizzardLife is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis GrizzardI was afraid they kept the hogs in a pen out behind the hospital. I've been prepared for surgery and the doctor says to an orderly, 'Leon, go out to the hog pen and get me a valve.
Lewis GrizzardThe only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
Lewis GrizzardMots clés humor drinking commercialism
Chilli dawgs always bark at night.
Lewis GrizzardMots clés food
Shoot low, boys. They're ridin' Shetland ponies.
Lewis GrizzardWhen my love comes back from the ladies' room, will I be too old to care?
Lewis GrizzardLife is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
Lewis GrizzardOn a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
Lewis GrizzardMots clés new-york-city
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