On the freak-out scale, she was past the 'heebie-jeebies' and into 'pee yourself'.

Lexi George


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And if Bitsy was so all-fired set on everything being perfect, she wouldn't have scheduled the damn thing on a football Saturday. Nobody's going to miss the Alabama game for a wedding, for God's sake. We'll be lucky if the priest shows up." ~Aunt Muddy

Lexi George

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College football was a religion in Alabama, and Saturdays in the fall were holy days.

Lexi George


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Fall in Alabama was menopausal: hot one moment and cold the next.

Lexi George


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A part of her, the female, horny part she generally tried to ignore, sat up and took notice when he smiled, the shameless hussy.

Lexi George


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despair all ye mortals,” he said in a voice of doom. “the mama approacheth

Lexi George

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